Morning BS: Taylor Swift Swimming Party, PETA Attacks, Cubs Are All Allstars
Probably the most intersting Fourth of July in history. KD is headed to Golden State. If you can't beat em, join em. Amirite?
The Olympics is getting closer, and nothing says "prepared" like the oil leak that was just discovered IN THE WATER WHERE GAMES WILL BE HELD. Are you kidding me, Rio? Is it that hard? Your entire nation is a dumpster fire and you're holding the Olympics? Jesus.
Not anything TOO big going on today. MLB, obviously, which means we get to experience another day of Marlins man V Military-Game-Douche-Bag. Other than that, we get to refresh twitter and facebook 3,000 times to see what LeBron and DWade are going to do.
And as always: here's some rap that I think is pretty good, but I'm white so it probably isn't that good. Good Morning from BS!
Desiigner - Panda
