Dwyane Wade to The Cavs Would Be The Ultimate Power Move

Ever since the Miami Heat pissed off Wade by offering the 3-Time NBA Champion 10 million dollars and 1 year less than what he asked for, there has been tons of chatter about Wade looking for a job elsewhere. Teams such as the Milwaukee Bucks, Denver Nuggets, and Chicago Bulls have been in talks with the shooting guard hoping to pry him away from Pat Riley and the only franchise he has played for in his 13-year career.

However, there is only one team that Wade could choose to play for that could send his name to the top of the twitter trending board and that is the Cleveland Cavaliers.

I get it, Wade wants his money and the Cavs don’t have the cap space to give Wade what he wants when they still got to pay the best player in the world. With that being said, I can’t help but think that if I am Dwayne Wade and I was just done dirty by the franchise that I helped put on the map then there is only one thing that I can do.

That option is to give Pat Riley the ultimate bird by teaming up with LeBron in Cleveland.

As big of an ego as Pat Riley has, how could he get over losing two superstars to a team in Cleveland, Ohio?! Not only would he be losing Wade but he would also be losing Wade to a team that will offer him less than what Miami did. That has to be the equivalent of dating a ten and then losing her to a janitor whose only great attribute is that he has king cobra in his pants.

Because every guy knows, no matter how big of a loser a guy is, if he is packing, he is still living life a little better than you are.

So I beg you Dwayne Wade, go to Cleveland, beat the new super team in the west, go to Pat Riley’s house, and pull down your pants and show him your big ole baby maker.