Memorial Day Twitter is Full of Interesting Advice

Ah, Memorial Day Weekend is upon us. By this point, it's practically a four day weekend because Friday's are almost non-existent in the workplace. I mean, I'm writing this blog while I should be working. I love Friday's.

So, while I'm doing a phenomenal job of sending fake emails and typing away like I'm creating quotes and proposals left and right, I decided to take a look at the trending hashtag, #MemorialDayWeekend on the Twitter.

It's full of interesting advice:

If you think Americans have lost their minds now, don't go out on any lakes anytime after 3pm this weekend.

More importantly, they let you shamelessly stare at boobies and booties without getting caught.

Planet Hollywood giving some excellent advice here: Stay away from the Pleasure Pool, there's guidos with chest tats on the loose.

Uh, yes it does. Why? Because if you don't take those 10 shots, then you have to be the only sober person hanging out with a bunch of intoxicated rednecks.. which is the last way I want to spend my #MemorialDayWeekend.

With all of this guidance being given to us in the twittersphere, there's absolutely no way we can do something stupid this weekend. Right? Wrong. But if you're going to do something really dumb during your holiday celebrations, just make sure its redder, whiter and bluer.

Happy Memorial Day!